Meme merch for the chronically online.

nobrain.shop started as a list of jokes that were too good to keep in the group chat. The catalog is tees, mugs and stickers, and the store around them is real: cart, search, favorites, dark mode and the full checkout flow.

Everything is printed to order and shipped worldwide from the EU. The last missing piece is online checkout — it lands with the next update. Until then, click around — nothing is charged.

Screen printing the Unbothered Cat in our lab

products, printed to order

collections

48 h

from click to print shop

shared braincell

The honest part

What’s real and what’s next.

The products are real — printed on demand and shipped worldwide. The store works end to end: cart, search, favorites, dark mode. Stripe checkout is in final testing and lands next; until the switch flips, checkout shows a thank-you modal and nothing is charged.

How the store works

Astro renders everything statically. The whole catalog lives in one JSON file and builds into pure HTML — no client framework, fast by default.
One provider, one switch. COMMERCE_PROVIDER=printify serves the live catalog straight from the Printify API.
Checkout is the last switch. The cart is real; paying online flips on with Stripe in the next update. Until then nothing is charged.
Built for Cloudflare Pages. Static output deploys in seconds and runs comfortably on the free tier.

Meme merch for the chronically online.

What’s real and what’s next.

How the store works

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