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Last updated: October 2026.
Order details (what you bought, where to ship it), your email for order updates, and basic analytics about how the store is used. That's the whole list.
We don't sell your data, we don't run third-party ad trackers, and we don't email you unless it's about an order or you explicitly signed up.
Checkout is handled by Stripe — card details go straight to Stripe and never touch our servers. To print and ship, your order details and shipping address go to our production partner (Printify). The contact and newsletter forms run through Formspree. None of them may use your data for their own marketing.
Want your data exported or deleted? Email hello@nobrain.shop and it's done within 30 days — usually much faster, it's one inbox and one braincell.