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Questions we get

Short answers, no legal fog. Missing something? Write to us.

How long does shipping take?+

Every item is printed to order and leaves production within 48 hours. EU: 2–5 business days (€5.90); worldwide: 5–10 business days (€12.90). Tracking always included.

How do returns work?+

Faulty, damaged or misprinted items are always on us: within 30 days you get a free reprint or a full refund, and we handle the return shipping. Reply to your order email and it gets sorted.

How do the tees fit?+

Boxy and true to size. If you are between sizes, take the smaller one — the 100% cotton relaxes half a size after two washes.

Are the mugs dishwasher-safe?+

Yes — printed ceramic, 330 ml, microwave and dishwasher safe. The meetings, unfortunately, are neither.

Do you do wholesale?+

Not yet — email hello@nobrain.shop with your shop and your volumes and we talk.

Is this a real store?+

Very much — real products, printed on demand and shipped worldwide. Payment runs through Stripe; if anything arrives less than perfect, we reprint or refund.